As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Quote by Dick Cavett

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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a...

Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a...

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

I'm not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away...

I'm not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away...

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic...

Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic...

Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?

Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?

The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by -...

The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by -...

I think I'd be pretty easy to write for.

I think I'd be pretty easy to write for.

Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling...

Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling...

I don't think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience's reaction...

I don't think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience's reaction...

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.