Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
Quote by Joe Rogan
Topics:
Joe Rogan Quotes
Related Quotes
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's...
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about...
I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a...
I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money...
Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to...
Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and...
If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the...
The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and...
If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into...
Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors...
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human....
Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to...
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in...
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like...
Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which...
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends,...
People for the most part can smell lies.
