America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really know much to begin with. Ninety per cent of them can't pick out their hometown on an unmarked map...We're bigger than they are and we're…

Quote by Rick Mercer

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Here's to democracy. May we get the government we deserve.

Here's to democracy. May we get the government we deserve.

In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between...

In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between...

When youre in the thick of the fight, you rise or fall as one unit,...

When youre in the thick of the fight, you rise or fall as one unit,...

This is my home. Home is where the disease is. As long as I stay...

This is my home. Home is where the disease is. As long as I stay...

If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the...

If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the...

Jersey Shore starts up again tonight and immediately following, Obama has to go on TV...

Jersey Shore starts up again tonight and immediately following, Obama has to go on TV...

Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War...

Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War...

To save money, all of America's TV shows should merge into 'Murder-Solving Toddler Housewives of...

To save money, all of America's TV shows should merge into 'Murder-Solving Toddler Housewives of...

America now stands as the world's foremost power. We should be proud: Not since the...

America now stands as the world's foremost power. We should be proud: Not since the...

Its time we framed every question - every issue -- not in terms of whats...

Its time we framed every question - every issue -- not in terms of whats...

We must retool our nation to prepare for the challenge we already face to maintain...

We must retool our nation to prepare for the challenge we already face to maintain...

After convincing myself that was maybe you should at least help out your neighborhood, I...

After convincing myself that was maybe you should at least help out your neighborhood, I...

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the...

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the...

I still believe Americas destiny is to become a living testament to what free human...

I still believe Americas destiny is to become a living testament to what free human...

Americanism means the virtues of courage, honor, justice, truth, sincerity, and hardihoodthe virtues that made...

Americanism means the virtues of courage, honor, justice, truth, sincerity, and hardihoodthe virtues that made...

In America, carrying an open can of beer is illegal, while carrying a loaded handgun...

In America, carrying an open can of beer is illegal, while carrying a loaded handgun...

I really think that Americans can solve the problems that we have very easily, together,...

I really think that Americans can solve the problems that we have very easily, together,...

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and...

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and...

Our purpose now is to reclaim democracy itself. We are here to affirm that when...

Our purpose now is to reclaim democracy itself. We are here to affirm that when...

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for...

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for...