Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
A man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without...
Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it.
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and...
You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it, better keep yourself clean and...
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is...
An index is a great leveller.
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility...
I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work...
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were...
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man...
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive,...
I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me...
The slave of fear: the worst of slaveries
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.
A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.