All your dreams of riches are based on magazines.

Quote by Van Halen

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Looking for direction, reaching out for anything. Dream another dream, this dream is over.

Looking for direction, reaching out for anything. Dream another dream, this dream is over.

Love is the source of infection.

Love is the source of infection.

She's so fine. How about a nine on a ten scale with long legs straight...

She's so fine. How about a nine on a ten scale with long legs straight...

I found the simple life, ain't so simple.

I found the simple life, ain't so simple.

Pretty maids all in a row, go on set them up.

Pretty maids all in a row, go on set them up.

You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.

You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.

I can't wait to feel your love tonight.

I can't wait to feel your love tonight.

I've been to the edge, and there I stood and looked down. You know I...

I've been to the edge, and there I stood and looked down. You know I...

The jury looked at me and said, outta luck.

The jury looked at me and said, outta luck.

Everybody wants some, I want some, too.

Everybody wants some, I want some, too.

Are you for real? It's so hard to tell, from just a magazine. Yeah, you...

Are you for real? It's so hard to tell, from just a magazine. Yeah, you...

US prime, grade A, stamped guaranteed, just grease it up and bring on the heat....

US prime, grade A, stamped guaranteed, just grease it up and bring on the heat....

I got something you need. Oh yeah, ain't talking about love, my love is rotten...

I got something you need. Oh yeah, ain't talking about love, my love is rotten...

I like the way the lines run up the back of your stockings. I've always...

I like the way the lines run up the back of your stockings. I've always...

All you bad, bad boys call her up on the spank line. Three dollars, first...

All you bad, bad boys call her up on the spank line. Three dollars, first...

Baby, leave me alone, or baby, stay the night.

Baby, leave me alone, or baby, stay the night.

Right now, it's your tomorrow.

Right now, it's your tomorrow.

One by one your problems build up and stand in our way.

One by one your problems build up and stand in our way.

Dry your eyes, save all the tears you've cried, because that's what dreams are made...

Dry your eyes, save all the tears you've cried, because that's what dreams are made...

All I've got I had to steal, least I don't need to beg or borrow.

All I've got I had to steal, least I don't need to beg or borrow.