Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

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She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things...

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things...

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but...

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but...

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but...

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but...

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.