Aint got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer. Aint got no money in my pocket, but Im already here. And now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger. But we kick em…

Topics: Swag Quotes

I dont think thats fair at all for people who are going to see the...

I dont think thats fair at all for people who are going to see the...

My last boyfriend smashed my heart into a million billion pieces. I've had no father...

My last boyfriend smashed my heart into a million billion pieces. I've had no father...

And now we lookin like pimps in my gold Trans-Am. Got a water bottle full...

And now we lookin like pimps in my gold Trans-Am. Got a water bottle full...

If I smear glitter on my face, you don't have a choice -- you will...

If I smear glitter on my face, you don't have a choice -- you will...

Whatever. Im money I dont need money.

Whatever. Im money I dont need money.

I think people can stand to take themselves just a little less seriously. Im fighting...

I think people can stand to take themselves just a little less seriously. Im fighting...

Oh, yeah. I dont remember if Ive ever made out with Katy, but Ive kissed...

Oh, yeah. I dont remember if Ive ever made out with Katy, but Ive kissed...

I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some...

I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some...

I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover¦Hes amazing. I like...

I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover¦Hes amazing. I like...

Oh, yeah. I dont remember if Ive ever made out with Katy, but Ive kissed...

Oh, yeah. I dont remember if Ive ever made out with Katy, but Ive kissed...

Im sure you gathered this by now: I just do what I want. Have I...

Im sure you gathered this by now: I just do what I want. Have I...

I get drunk and I like to dance to vinyl records in my room with...

I get drunk and I like to dance to vinyl records in my room with...

On being a real party girl: That depends. Youve got to define party girl. If...

On being a real party girl: That depends. Youve got to define party girl. If...

Im sure you gathered this by now: I just do what I want. Have I...

Im sure you gathered this by now: I just do what I want. Have I...

Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace there's...

Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace there's...

I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there...

I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there...

I'm far from lonely. Far, far from it. But I don't want to settle down...

I'm far from lonely. Far, far from it. But I don't want to settle down...

People are shocked by it, but if I were Guns N Roses or Van Halen,...

People are shocked by it, but if I were Guns N Roses or Van Halen,...

Hes such a tiny little baby! I wouldve loved to push him around onstage in...

Hes such a tiny little baby! I wouldve loved to push him around onstage in...

I could not bear to go out with a guy who takes longer than me...

I could not bear to go out with a guy who takes longer than me...