After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

Quote by Barbara Cartland

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As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my...

As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my...

I'll keep going till my face falls off.

I'll keep going till my face falls off.

A woman should say: Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love...

A woman should say: Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love...

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few...

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few...

A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.

A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.

To sleep around is absolutely wrong for a woman; it's degrading and it completely ruins...

To sleep around is absolutely wrong for a woman; it's degrading and it completely ruins...

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people...

France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people...

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

A woman asking Am I good? Am I satisfied? is extremely selfish. The less women...

A woman asking Am I good? Am I satisfied? is extremely selfish. The less women...