A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age.

Quote by Voltaire

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I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old...

I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old...

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.

The ear is the avenue to the heart.

The ear is the avenue to the heart.

Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us...

Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us...

Pleasure is the object, duty and the goal of all rational creatures.

Pleasure is the object, duty and the goal of all rational creatures.

Thinking is the greatest torture in the world for most people.

Thinking is the greatest torture in the world for most people.

Repose is a good thing, but boredom is its brother

Repose is a good thing, but boredom is its brother

It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.

It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women.

All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women.

I have lived eighty years of life and know nothing for it, but to be...

I have lived eighty years of life and know nothing for it, but to be...

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need

The atheists are for the most part impudent and misguided scholars who reason badly, and...

The atheists are for the most part impudent and misguided scholars who reason badly, and...

Common sense is not so common.

Common sense is not so common.

We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongues,...

We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongues,...

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord...

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord...

To the wicked, everything serves as pretext.

To the wicked, everything serves as pretext.

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really...

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really...

What then do you call your soul? What idea have you of it? You cannot...

What then do you call your soul? What idea have you of it? You cannot...