A poor joke must invent its own laughter.

Quote by Latin Proverb

Topics: Laughter Quotes

Let the buyer beware.

Let the buyer beware.

Love cannot be commanded

Love cannot be commanded

An argument derived from the abuse of a thing does not hold good against its...

An argument derived from the abuse of a thing does not hold good against its...

Live your own life, for you will die your own death.

Live your own life, for you will die your own death.

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best

Those who are once found to be bad are presumed to be so forever.

Those who are once found to be bad are presumed to be so forever.

Let them fall into the snare which they have laid.

Let them fall into the snare which they have laid.

He conquers who conquers himself

He conquers who conquers himself

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best.

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best.

Ignorance is not privileged by titular degrees

Ignorance is not privileged by titular degrees

The knowledge of sin is the beginning of salvation

The knowledge of sin is the beginning of salvation

Everyone excels in something in which another fails.

Everyone excels in something in which another fails.

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of...

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of...

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease

Revenge is a confession of pain.

Revenge is a confession of pain.

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves

All the hours wound you, the last one kills.

All the hours wound you, the last one kills.

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.

I've got more than one membership to more than one club and I owe my...

I've got more than one membership to more than one club and I owe my...