A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart
Quote by George Jean Nathan
Men And Women Quotes
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to...
No man thinks clearly when his fists are clenched.
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important...
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow...
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens...
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers...
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I...
I drink to make other people interesting.
Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye, neither desire thou...
Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay...
Drink to me.