A low trick I hate to stoop to is tying and untying my shoelaces. It seems to fascinate audiences probably because so many women in the audience have their shoes off, or wish they did.

Quote by Edward Everett Horton

Topics: Women Quotes

Remember that whatever may be said by a lady or her friends, it is not...

Remember that whatever may be said by a lady or her friends, it is not...

Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are instead...

Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are instead...

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.

When women have a voice in national and international affairs, wars will cease forever.

When women have a voice in national and international affairs, wars will cease forever.

You never really know a woman until you meet her in court.

You never really know a woman until you meet her in court.

Such duty as the subject owes the prince, Even such a woman oweth to her...

Such duty as the subject owes the prince, Even such a woman oweth to her...

The most mediocre of males feels himself a demigod as compared with women.

The most mediocre of males feels himself a demigod as compared with women.

If only women paid as much attention to their breast as men do.

If only women paid as much attention to their breast as men do.

Is there no way for men to be, but women Must be half-workers?

Is there no way for men to be, but women Must be half-workers?

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that...

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that...

Supposing that Truth is a woman ---well, now, is there not some foundation for suspecting...

Supposing that Truth is a woman ---well, now, is there not some foundation for suspecting...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Women aren't as busy as men because we do it right the first time.

Women aren't as busy as men because we do it right the first time.

There is no woman in the world who does not abuse the power she has...

There is no woman in the world who does not abuse the power she has...

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they...

Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they...

A deceased man has the right to breathe life into the womb of his wife...

A deceased man has the right to breathe life into the womb of his wife...

Everywhere in the world, men place all or most of the burden of raising children...

Everywhere in the world, men place all or most of the burden of raising children...