A joke is a very serious thing.

Quote by Winston Churchill

Topics: Winston Churchill Quotes

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you...

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you...

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin....

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin....

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil...

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil...

I never worry about action, but only about inaction

I never worry about action, but only about inaction

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack...

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack...

No one ever finds life worth living - one has to make it worth living

No one ever finds life worth living - one has to make it worth living

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

The price of greatness is responsibility.

The price of greatness is responsibility.

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside...

There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside...

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to...

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to...

The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman's speech is that making a profit is a...

The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman's speech is that making a profit is a...

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like...

Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like...

It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe that had the...

It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe that had the...