A joke is a very serious thing.

Quote by Winston Churchill

Topics: Winston Churchill Quotes

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week,...

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week,...

The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it.

The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it.

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word:...

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word:...

For my part, I consider that it will be found much better by all parties...

For my part, I consider that it will be found much better by all parties...

It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe that had the...

It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe that had the...

In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard...

In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard...

War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.

War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.

I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.

Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

I always seem to get inspiration and renewed vitality by contact with this great novel...

I always seem to get inspiration and renewed vitality by contact with this great novel...

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

War is a catalouge of blunders.

War is a catalouge of blunders.

I had no idea of the enormous and unquestionably helpful part that humbug plays in...

I had no idea of the enormous and unquestionably helpful part that humbug plays in...

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to...

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to...

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil...

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil...

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like...

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like...