When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear

When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear

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I never had the chance to do the fun things kids do, There was no...

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I never had the chance to do the fun things kids do, There was no...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

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A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

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Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

Christmas is the spirit of GIVING without a thought of GETTING.

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Christmas is the spirit of GIVING without a thought of GETTING.

This Christmas all I want is true love.

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This Christmas all I want is true love.

Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmas

Christmas is the day that hold all time together.

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Christmas is the day that hold all time together.

I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

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I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

This Christmas, mend a quarrel. Seek out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it...

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This Christmas, mend a quarrel. Seek out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it...

Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

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Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

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The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

I love winter for how pretty everything looks with lights and snow.

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I love winter for how pretty everything looks with lights and snow.

Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred...

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Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred...

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

Christmas is in your heart, not under the tree

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Christmas is in your heart, not under the tree

This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

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This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person.

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Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person.

What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

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What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!