The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obsecinity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obsecinity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that...

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

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Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

There never was a good war or a bad peace

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There never was a good war or a bad peace