The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obsecinity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obsecinity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

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Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

In the age of information, ignorance is a choice.

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In the age of information, ignorance is a choice.

In the age of information ignorance is a choice.

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In the age of information ignorance is a choice.

If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being...

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If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being...