I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

Picture Quote by Oscar Wilde

I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

The very essence of romance is uncertainty.

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The very essence of romance is uncertainty.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.

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Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use...

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If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use...

A good friend will always stab you in the front.

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A good friend will always stab you in the front.

Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you....

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Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you....

Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.

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Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live...

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Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live...

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every...

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every...

Some cause happiness wherever they go; other, whenever they go

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; other, whenever they go

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control...

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I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control...

Do one thing every day that scares you.

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Do one thing every day that scares you.

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she...

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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she...

Never get tired of doing little things for others. Sometimes those little things occupy the...

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Never get tired of doing little things for others. Sometimes those little things occupy the...