An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used to date.

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An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used to date.

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

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Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

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Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

People get what they get. It has nothing to do with that they deserve

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People get what they get. It has nothing to do with that they deserve

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

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The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

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Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of...

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People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of...

Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

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Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

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Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

Disappointment is anger for wimps

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Disappointment is anger for wimps

Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

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Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

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House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

I like being alone. At least I convince myself that I'm better off that way

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I like being alone. At least I convince myself that I'm better off that way

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone.

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All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone.

Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no...

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Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no...

Eve: ...every life matters to god. House: Not to me, not to you. Judging by...

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Eve: ...every life matters to god. House: Not to me, not to you. Judging by...