An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used to date.

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An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used to date.

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Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

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Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.

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Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.

I'm sorry I pushed you away. It's what I do when I'm afraid

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I'm sorry I pushed you away. It's what I do when I'm afraid

Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

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Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

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Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

Time changes everything. That's what people say, it's not true. Doing things changes things. Not...

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Time changes everything. That's what people say, it's not true. Doing things changes things. Not...

Disappointment is anger for wimps

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Disappointment is anger for wimps

You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

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You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

Eve: ...every life matters to god. House: Not to me, not to you. Judging by...

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Eve: ...every life matters to god. House: Not to me, not to you. Judging by...

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

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Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

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The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And...

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People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And...

I'm in pain every day .That changed me. Made me a harder person, a worst...

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I'm in pain every day .That changed me. Made me a harder person, a worst...

House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

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House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

Life is pain. I wake up every morning, I'm in pain. You know how many...

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Life is pain. I wake up every morning, I'm in pain. You know how many...

If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

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If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

Uncertainty is the biggest torture in love, you feel jealous yet you can't complain. You...

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Uncertainty is the biggest torture in love, you feel jealous yet you can't complain. You...

I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is...

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I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is...