A good speech should be like a woman's skirt long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

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I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

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I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

A clean heart won't let your mouth speak dirty. Purify the heart and you cleanse...

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A clean heart won't let your mouth speak dirty. Purify the heart and you cleanse...

The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

I would always rather be happy than dignified.

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I would always rather be happy than dignified.

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

Men are by nature merely indifferent to one another; but women are by nature enemies.

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Men are by nature merely indifferent to one another; but women are by nature enemies.

Treat me like a Queen and I'll treat you like a King. Treat me like...

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Treat me like a Queen and I'll treat you like a King. Treat me like...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be...

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We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be...

Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

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Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no...

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Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no...

Women do not go after bad boys. They go after confident guys who know what...

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Women do not go after bad boys. They go after confident guys who know what...

Here's to good women, May we know them, May we be them, May we raise...

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Here's to good women, May we know them, May we be them, May we raise...

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

Cultivate your curves they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

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Cultivate your curves they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...