Big time, ... Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes when you work clean, you can work anywhere.

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4 all my wrestling freaks tonight is the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin on...

4 all my wrestling freaks tonight is the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin on...

I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or...

I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or...

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...

Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.

Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.

Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

Big shout out to all the people who were at the Ice House in Pasadena...

Big shout out to all the people who were at the Ice House in Pasadena...

Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have...

Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have...

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that...

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that...

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football....

My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football....

I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

I keep it very family-friendly, ... Every now and then Ill slip a little bit,...

I keep it very family-friendly, ... Every now and then Ill slip a little bit,...