My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and the warmth of your robe prepare you for what is to come.

Quote by William H McNeill

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My job is to make people money. If I don't include every factor that moves...

My job is to make people money. If I don't include every factor that moves...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

The reward of slavery has been made to look perhaps more aesthetically pleasing than the...

The reward of slavery has been made to look perhaps more aesthetically pleasing than the...

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse....

The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse....

Can you imagine the Founding Fathers saying that the major source of authority in [your]...

Can you imagine the Founding Fathers saying that the major source of authority in [your]...

My job is about the most fun thing I do, but I have a broad...

My job is about the most fun thing I do, but I have a broad...

My job isn't to strike guys out, its to get them out, sometimes by striking...

My job isn't to strike guys out, its to get them out, sometimes by striking...

Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.

Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.

I've told my wife that if the Hispanic population in NASCAR keeps growing, I'm going...

I've told my wife that if the Hispanic population in NASCAR keeps growing, I'm going...

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs...

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Give a woman a job and she grows balls.

Give a woman a job and she grows balls.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose...

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose...

Many people have serious academic degrees but cannot find a job, and sadly their degrees...

Many people have serious academic degrees but cannot find a job, and sadly their degrees...

It's not the most intellectual job in the world, but I do have to know...

It's not the most intellectual job in the world, but I do have to know...