It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.

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As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here,...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a...

Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if...

Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say...

Come on Sam, he fcked up hardcore & made you look fckin stupid.

Come on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin stupid.

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

Damn, the kids sleeping right now. Thats what you get for talking sh*t.

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want...

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont...

Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont...

Angelina has proven the HO equation!

Angelina has proven the HO equation!

In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and...

In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so...

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police...

If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard,...

If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard,...

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to...