Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring

Quote by S J Perelman

Topics: Love Quotes

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it...

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it...

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang...

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang...

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I...

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I...

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get...

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get...

Love is a friendship set to music.

Love is a friendship set to music.

When we meditate, we are aligning our energy fields to a divine consciousness of love.

When we meditate, we are aligning our energy fields to a divine consciousness of love.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

How absurd and delicious it is to be in love with somebody younger than yourself....

How absurd and delicious it is to be in love with somebody younger than yourself....

The love of justice in most men is simply the fear of suffering injustice.

The love of justice in most men is simply the fear of suffering injustice.

Never love anything that can't love you back.

Never love anything that can't love you back.

The only other better feeling than loving someone, is knowing that they love you back.

The only other better feeling than loving someone, is knowing that they love you back.

All fair in love and war.

All fair in love and war.

Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.

Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.

The chains of love are never binding as when the links are made of gold.

The chains of love are never binding as when the links are made of gold.

Love is a choice you make from moment to moment

Love is a choice you make from moment to moment

So enjoy present pleasures as to not mar those to come.

So enjoy present pleasures as to not mar those to come.

Boys are like stars, there are millions of them out there, bbut only one can...

Boys are like stars, there are millions of them out there, bbut only one can...