Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

Quote by Jean Kerr

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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician...

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter...

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter...

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption...

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite...

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What...

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What...

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain...

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain...