Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Quote by Evan Esar

Topics: Conscience Quotes, Guilt Quotes, Humor Quotes

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a...

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a...

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.