My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Topics: Funerals Quotes, Wedding Quotes

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.