I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop…

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Dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but...

Dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but...

It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your life...

It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your life...

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone lo wish il on anyone lightly....

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone lo wish il on anyone lightly....

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to...

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to...

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words...

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words...

This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the...

This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Season's Greetings and best wishes for the New Year.

Season's Greetings and best wishes for the New Year.

No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which...

No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Another fresh new year is here . . . Another year to live! To banish...

Another fresh new year is here . . . Another year to live! To banish...

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone lo wish il on anyone lightly....

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone lo wish il on anyone lightly....

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words...

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words...

Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness and prosperity in the coming New...

Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness and prosperity in the coming New...

To a healthy, happy and peaceful New Year!

To a healthy, happy and peaceful New Year!

Wishing you a joyous Holiday Season and a most prosperous and Healthy New Year.

Wishing you a joyous Holiday Season and a most prosperous and Healthy New Year.

Another fresh new year is here... Another year to live! To banish worry, doubt, and...

Another fresh new year is here... Another year to live! To banish worry, doubt, and...