The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

Quote by Gary Larson

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On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was...

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was...

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign...

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign...

God often pays debts without money.

God often pays debts without money.

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that question... wait a...

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that question... wait a...

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.

Speculation is only a word covering the making of money out of the manipulation of...

Speculation is only a word covering the making of money out of the manipulation of...

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A...

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A...

You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till...

You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till...

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

Black women . . . work because their husbands can't make enough money at their...

Black women . . . work because their husbands can't make enough money at their...

I don't need the money, dear. I work for art.

I don't need the money, dear. I work for art.

One can relish the varied idiocy of human action during a panic to the full,...

One can relish the varied idiocy of human action during a panic to the full,...

Love is the only gold.

Love is the only gold.