When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus...

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus...

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Women continue to inspire and live the essence of woman everyday.

Women continue to inspire and live the essence of woman everyday.

I don't think of myself as a poor, deprived ghetto girl who made good. I...

I don't think of myself as a poor, deprived ghetto girl who made good. I...

It is easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when...

It is easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when...

Look like a girl, act like a lady. Think like a man and work like...

Look like a girl, act like a lady. Think like a man and work like...

In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits.

In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits.

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is...

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is...

I like being a strong, independent woman, and to be honest, I was never afraid...

I like being a strong, independent woman, and to be honest, I was never afraid...

Well-behaved women seldom make history.

Well-behaved women seldom make history.

What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.

What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives....

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives....

The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can...

The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can...