Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Picture Quote by Oscar Wilde

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every...

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every...

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car,...

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You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car,...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except...

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When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except...

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

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The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used...

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An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used...

Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

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Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her...

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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her...