If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Picture Quote by Oscar Wilde

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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The heart was made to be broken

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The heart was made to be broken

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live...

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Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live...

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of...

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A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his...

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Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his...

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

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The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time...

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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

When good Americans die they go to Paris.

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When good Americans die they go to Paris.

With freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who could not be happy.

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With freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who could not be happy.

If I had a flower for every time yo umade me smile and laugh I'd...

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If I had a flower for every time yo umade me smile and laugh I'd...

Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.

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Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.

Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If...

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Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If...

Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile. Laugh as much as...

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Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile. Laugh as much as...

As long as there's a moon I will always think of you

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As long as there's a moon I will always think of you