If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Picture Quote by Oscar Wilde

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

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I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

The heart was made to be broken.

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The heart was made to be broken.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

The very essence of romance is uncertainty.

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The very essence of romance is uncertainty.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat...

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat...

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...

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Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live...

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Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

When good Americans die they go to Paris.

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When good Americans die they go to Paris.

Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel...

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Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel...

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you...

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You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you...

Talk to a woman as if you loved her and to a man as if...

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Talk to a woman as if you loved her and to a man as if...

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

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The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.

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Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

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If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

A man doesn't realize that to a woman the little things are just as important...

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A man doesn't realize that to a woman the little things are just as important...