Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that...

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

He's like a drug for you, Bella.

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He's like a drug for you, Bella.