I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater

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Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels

Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels

Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell:...

Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell:...

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth

Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

So, you guys on MySpace? -Francis the Driver

So, you guys on MySpace? -Francis the Driver

Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit!...

Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit!...

Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks....

Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks....

This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth

This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels

We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like...

He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like...

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth

I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca

I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth