I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?

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I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff...

I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a...

I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to...

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I...

I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I...

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series...

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series...

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the...

Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the...

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,...

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well,...

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well,...