By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.

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I just don't like travelling very much.

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Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

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It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

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