Every time I get excited I have to poop.

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Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...

Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

I got a boner.

I swear on my cat's grave.

I swear on my cat's grave.

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...