Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.

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Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in...

Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in...

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile...

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile...

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if...

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if...

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

When the time comes for you to leave me, just say so! I can let...

When the time comes for you to leave me, just say so! I can let...

They say love hides in every corner, then I must be walking in circles.

They say love hides in every corner, then I must be walking in circles.

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible.

Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible.

No matter what words were used or what meaning about love was delivered, love quotes...

No matter what words were used or what meaning about love was delivered, love quotes...

If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but...

If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but...

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying...

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying...

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them,...

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them,...

You May Be One Person To The World But You May Be The World To...

You May Be One Person To The World But You May Be The World To...

Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love.

Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love.

I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I turn off the set I...

I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I turn off the set I...

True love stories never have endings.

True love stories never have endings.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

Find that guy that will pick up every piece of your shattered heart & put...

Find that guy that will pick up every piece of your shattered heart & put...

No matter how many times I get hurt because of you, I won't leave you....

No matter how many times I get hurt because of you, I won't leave you....

Any guy can love a thousand girls...but only a rare guy can love one girl...

Any guy can love a thousand girls...but only a rare guy can love one girl...

A friend is someone, who upon seeing another friend in immense pain, would rather be...

A friend is someone, who upon seeing another friend in immense pain, would rather be...