Humor comes from self-confidence.

Quote by Rita Mae Brown

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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.

Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for...

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

Writers will happen in the best of families

Writers will happen in the best of families

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The...

No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The...

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.