Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.

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When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith,...

But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith,...

Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.

Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.

If we are facing in the right direction, all we have to do is keep...

If we are facing in the right direction, all we have to do is keep...