There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

Quote by Doug Coupland

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Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the...

Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the...

A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when...

A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when...

Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your...

Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your...

Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.

Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life...

I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life...

The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling...

The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling...

I've got 911 on speed dial.

I've got 911 on speed dial.

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...

You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be...

You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be...

Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.

Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.

A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the...

A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the...

High school is such a shared experience in North American culture.

High school is such a shared experience in North American culture.

I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize...

I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize...

If our subconscious was attractive, we wouldn't have to bury it down deep within us.

If our subconscious was attractive, we wouldn't have to bury it down deep within us.

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.

If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope...

If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope...

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary...

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary...

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?