I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back on. I can't imagine how I did it. When I got away from it I couldn't even refer…

Quote by Dorothy Parker

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I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the...

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the...

Money is only congealed snow.

Money is only congealed snow.

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.

Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

Prince, a precept I'd leave for you, Coined in Eden, existing yet: Skirt the parlor,...

Prince, a precept I'd leave for you, Coined in Eden, existing yet: Skirt the parlor,...

I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at...

I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at...

If you would learn what God thinks about money, you have only to look at...

If you would learn what God thinks about money, you have only to look at...

Sometimes I think Ill give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on...

Sometimes I think Ill give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on...

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

She (Katherine Hepburn) runs the gamut of emotions from A to B

She (Katherine Hepburn) runs the gamut of emotions from A to B

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Lonely is a man without love.

Lonely is a man without love.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges and...

My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges and...

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would...

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would...

Some chicks are crazy just cause your mans' on a diet, doesn't mean he don't...

Some chicks are crazy just cause your mans' on a diet, doesn't mean he don't...

I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart...

I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart...

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...