For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose . . . watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Sex Quotes

You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.

You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We...

We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We...

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could...

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could...

You ache for the touch of another, But you don't have a now-current lover

You ache for the touch of another, But you don't have a now-current lover

The answer is there is no answer.

The answer is there is no answer.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall...

I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Tolerance is composed of nine parts of apathy to one of brotherly love.

Tolerance is composed of nine parts of apathy to one of brotherly love.

We are so placid that the smallest tremor of objection is taken as a full-scale...

We are so placid that the smallest tremor of objection is taken as a full-scale...

He was comforted by one of the simpler emotions which some human beings are lucky...

He was comforted by one of the simpler emotions which some human beings are lucky...

If there is a God, whence proceed so many evils? If there is no God,...

If there is a God, whence proceed so many evils? If there is no God,...