I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war,...

Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war,...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.

If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Real discoveries come from chaos.

Real discoveries come from chaos.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

The answer is there is no answer.

The answer is there is no answer.

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

I don't want people kissing my butt. If I had a bad show and I...

I don't want people kissing my butt. If I had a bad show and I...

I do so hate to leave this world

I do so hate to leave this world

A friend you have to buy; enemies you get for nothing.

A friend you have to buy; enemies you get for nothing.

Revolution is not something fixed in ideology, nor is it something fashioned to a particular...

Revolution is not something fixed in ideology, nor is it something fashioned to a particular...