Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones...

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.

Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love...

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love...

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

There is a great deal of human nature in man.

There is a great deal of human nature in man.

I was not designed to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. Let...

I was not designed to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. Let...

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.