Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

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A woman remembers.

A woman remembers.

I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...

I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to...

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to...

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot...

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot...

My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.

My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.

Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.

Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...

Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...

Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...

Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.

Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.

Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.

Damn that mother Chucker!

Damn that mother Chucker!

Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...

Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...

All summer I've been sitting in front of my favorite Manet and reading Colette in...

All summer I've been sitting in front of my favorite Manet and reading Colette in...

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for...

A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for...

I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.

I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.

Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake...

Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake...

Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.