Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.

Quote by Blair Waldorf

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Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake...

Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake...

Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.

Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.

My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.

My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.

A woman remembers.

A woman remembers.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...

Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to...

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to...

Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...

Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

I don't love you anymore. But it takes more than even you to destroy a...

I don't love you anymore. But it takes more than even you to destroy a...

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

I'm not anyone, I'm me.

I'm not anyone, I'm me.

Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot...

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot...

I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.

I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.

Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!

Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!

A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for...

A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for...

Damn that mother Chucker!

Damn that mother Chucker!