Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool? Alan Garner: I think the cop car part's pretty cool.

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Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.

Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.

Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in...

Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in...

Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I...

Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I...

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil...

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil...

Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought...

Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought...

Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think...

Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think...

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend...

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend...

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow

Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice....

Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice....

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.

Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck:...

Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck:...

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil

Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil