I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Topics: Life Quotes

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.

Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.

Great fathers do what weak fathers don't want to do.

Great fathers do what weak fathers don't want to do.

Great fathers are know that progress can be achieved by doing simple things well.

Great fathers are know that progress can be achieved by doing simple things well.

An angry father is most cruel towards himself.

An angry father is most cruel towards himself.

He who is taught to live upon little owes more to his father's wisdom than...

He who is taught to live upon little owes more to his father's wisdom than...

My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to...

My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to...

A girls first true love is her father.

A girls first true love is her father.

That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and...

That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and...

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a...

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a...