Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.