My face is on fire.

Quote by Ralph Wiggum

Topics: Ralph Wiggum Quotes

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed...

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed...

I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch.

I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch.

Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a...

Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a...

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and...

Me fail english? That's unpossible.

Me fail english? That's unpossible.

The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.

The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.

This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in...

This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in...

Dear madam, would you put a price on the air we breathe, or the providence...

Dear madam, would you put a price on the air we breathe, or the providence...

That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one...

Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one...

I caught a white apple.

I caught a white apple.

Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.

Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.

My knob tastes funny.

My knob tastes funny.

Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come...

Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come...

I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a...

I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a...

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out...

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out...

Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.

Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.