Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in this weather, you cant do anything girls dont come out in this weather, they stay in the house.

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Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

I'm Tanorexic bro!

I'm Tanorexic bro!

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

This guy had too many Miami Vices.

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the...

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the...

Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the...

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

You spilled the haterade.

You spilled the haterade.

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong...

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!

Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!

OH YEAH LAST CHEER YEAH!

OH YEAH LAST CHEER YEAH!

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

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